Specimen Five - Jackson Ritchie aka Jackamaphone
First Discovered: As a too cute, chubby, blonde curly haired boy whose cheeks you just wanted to pinch like an old grandma.
Food Groups: Boys, Shannon, Cars, Mobile Phones and Alcoholic beverages
Evolutionary Influences: Jesus was a strong influences in earlier years before the corrupt world of youth groups over whelmed him forcing him to turn his back on the christian society he was once a part of. From here was his demise into a world of epic fun with a variety of people and newly developed interests. Lets just say you probably do not envy his liver.
Distinguishing Features: Beautiful blue eyes, an exceptionally long tongue, a trail of car destruction and one noisy pup names Jake.
Predators: Rain to de-straighten his should be curly hair
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