Characters in my Tale: Specimen 4

Specimen Four - Jarred the kinda Awesome

Habitat: Buried deep in the sandy dunes so even with copious amounts of time in the sun is still relatively pale (compared to normal people... not someone like specimen 1) If not their... other hobbies include being a train riding hobo commuting from the GC to Brisvegas in an attempt to increase IQ.

First Discovered: waist deep in calypso beach throwing rocks at innocent ride attendants passing by.

Food Groups: Pizza, Beer... Kittens?

Distinguishing Features: Annoyingly blonde hair and found with fist pumping in air. Need a a lift? Jump on his back.

Predators: Fat people in swimmers far too small them