Specimen One - Shannon Elizabeth
Scientific Name: Littelius Monstorius
Habitat: A scary little creature likely to jump out at you from behind corners. Likes to pretend she is being productive but is really not. Not to be mistaken with the Littelius Whorua often found in close proximity. To be found with her earphones in somewhere around the gold coast dreaming she was somewhere else.
Food Groups: Festivals frequent her dietary requirements from the soundwave to the goodvibes and the splendor treats included. High in sugar, low in protein the diet of success.
Evolutionary Influences: At a young age Anthony Warlow and Joshua Kadison frequented the stereo, how ever this has developed to almost anything with drum kit, bass and guitar or two. New Found Glory, Lostprophets, Taking Back Sunday, The Strokes, Billy Talent, Something Corporate just to name a few.
Distinguishing Features: Tall, Blonde and rather peculiar. If spotted having fit-like convulsions - most likely dancing. A love for excessive use of punctuation...
Predators: None because everyone envy's her brilliance
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