Specimen Two - Kaila McKinnon
Scientific Name: Littelius Whorua
First Discovered: In the dumpster behind the cab workshop picking up all her gold coins she had made it rain
Habitat: Found in fashion magazine isles, dining over coffee or cruising round with the tunes so loud you would think you were standing next to a musical jet plane. The coast is her playground and you are all just toys for her to play with.
Evolutionary Influences: Fashion Photography in both magazines and books, approximately the 1405634687694.4655 ugly boys she has sat and had conversations with whilst out because she must talk to the people beside her, all forms of glitter, Lady GaGa and the slogan "have a break, have a kitkat"
Distinguishing features: Comfy clothes... What are they? Dress up, or don't dress at all. A Pair of White glasses that everyone see's and a plethora of men trailing behind after her calling out her name
Predators: Bitchy girls stuck in the 10th grade 5 years after. Grow up and move on.
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